A Barony Expands

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Published on: November 26, 2006

Baron Trump, 59, sired his fifth child Monday through his third wife, former Matania Klass. This is her first child. The couple has not yet decided on a name.

Calls to the families publicity agent were unanswered.

“We’re perfect. Everything is really, really… perfect,” the ultra–rich Baron stated to newscasters on Monday. “It feels like I’ll live forever if I keep having children. The more I have, the better I feel. Hopefully Metania feels the same way, or I might have to marry again.”

Baron Trump continues to be successful with his television show, “The Assistant,” and his wife still models for periodicals across the galaxy.

The couple has been together for 15 months.

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