Posts by Christopher Bowes

KrocDonalds Celebrates Monumental Anniversary But No One Knows Why

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Published on: November 26, 2006

Anyone know what’s so historic?

 

Mogul Meeting Gives Baronet a Beating

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Shrubb Again Lowers Expectations of Kroy

Patient Communicates Mentally From Coma

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Published on: November 26, 2006

Scientists Study Pictures From Her Mind

Planet in Peril

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The Astronomical Association that serves the Elite recently voted to remove Pluto from the Sol System, hoping to use the minerals and gasses of the planet to restore Earth to the glory humanity knew before Exodus.

More Tears Shed for Little Girl

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Published on: November 26, 2006

A little girl was murdered, never to wake again, and her parents were cursed to continue living, unable to sleep peacefully.

A Barony Expands

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Bouncing Baby Baron. Baron Trump, 59, sired his fifth child Monday through his third wife, former Matania Klass. This is her first child. The couple has not yet decided on a name.

Threats and Intimidation Damage Power Scheme

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Shrubb Sounds Off

History Begins Telling Story

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Words From Past Show Future?

Man Almost Ate The Words of Another

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A “Grub Disk,” or food cell, recently found in Kal Kerishim space has been reported stolen, according to authorities.

Tueri Benedict XVI Holds Conference

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Published on: November 26, 2006

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